"It feels cliché for me to go on about how amazing taking that shower felt because, for one, it wasn’t anything special; all I did was stand in there longer than I needed to, lather my arms, belly, legs, dick, ass, rinse, wash my hair, and procrastinated even longer not wanting to rejoin the cold. Also, what could I possibly say about taking a shower that no one else has? I didn’t have any sort of orgasmic religious experience or moment of clarity, literally I just cleaned myself up and racked up the water bill a little more than it needed to be. I did, however, after the soap drained sit down directly under the stream and enjoy the ambiance of the rushing water. That’s still something cliché, but forgive me as I really just wanted to prolong the peacefulness, let my head droop to my knees and let the shower drip off me in steady strings, and act as if I were meditating. Sitting down in the shower though was something I had done since I was a kid in habit, so again forgive me."
— Snippet from my novel "Teddy Bears".
A dream of mine has always been to either see or make a movie about the Heaven’s Gate cult and their eventual mass suicide in 1997.
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
so i passed out after drinking two 40s, woke up at 3:30, and i decided to listen to yeezus and i surprisingly like it even though i dont care for rap
If you don’t care for rap, why were you drinking 40s?
shut the fuck up karen it was natural ice 40s
one time when i was a stupid virgin in high school i created a twitter account for a piece of gum that live tweeted its life inside my mouth
This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
nah but forreal tho somebody explain this
Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights
thank you car side of tumblr
hey my name’s Pan and welcome to my Labyrinth