hookup safety tip: before you get down and dirty, and you wanna make sure he doesn’t have any harmful STD’s, ask him “show me the car fax”
TO MAKE THAT FACE
No he’s looking at him like
"Really? THOSE shoes?"
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THAT
Always reblog cartoon drag appreciation.
On the roundabout of your stomach,
In circles around your bellybutton,
Through, up, and down your happy trail
Are where my fingers like to travel
The early hours of the morning.
why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am
The idol of tides
Swims through them,
Their clear color
And over every vessel
In dreamy glances.
Just a friendly reminder that u should call ur animals by gender-neutral or multiple pronouns. They CAN understand you and YES it is possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It is straight up animal abuse to deliberately misgender your pets so please do not do it.
oh my god
Oh dear god people, why?
I’m sorry this is too funny.
I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am