"All we'll need is each other and wi-fi."
He really said that tonight.
julieruin: i have one emotion and its whatever this kid is feeling The Xanax and Valium is strong with this one.
Anonymous asked: I want to bury my face in that sexy hairy chest of yours.
teroknortailor asked: Men's synchronized diving. Big men, tiny little speedos. Just sayin'.
The only reason why I always ask for asks is... →
If I could I’d start my own religion, call it by your name, and bow.– me, to him
zackwy: tyleroakley: When porn takes an unexpected turn. Best acting i’ve ever seen. I did not expect that.
50 Shades of Me.
1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a...– Jim Morrison (via moon-shaman)
He just made me cry.
He played me a song called “Baby” on his guitar, and his voice is just so beautiful that I teared up and cried because of how I can hear the truth in his voice when he said, “Don’t call anyone else baby”. I feel so lucky.
Plot Twist: Gays start protesting straight rights.
Just thought I'd share with you all:
I tried my first pudding shot today.
Sometimes I forget I follow straight people and when I see a guy and girl in a picture I snap back to reality.
raging-raichel: allghosting: sweet-bitsy: ...
a-little-insane: Does anyone else look at random people on the street and think to themselves “They masturbate. They touch themselves in inappropriate places.” Or with couples “They’ve probably had sex. He has most likely put his penis inside her. Oh my god. What if she fucks him with a strap-on? I’d never know. These people could be into the kinkiest fucking things and I’d never know. My life...
I feel so fucking stupid!
I got off the phone with babe saying that we’d talk in an hour after we charged up our phones, and what do I do? I fell asleep and got his text a half an hour later. Now he’s sleeping. FUCKKKK I feel so bad!